I wanted to sit and pout and complain that it wasn't my fault so I shouldn't have to do it.
I wanted to quit my job and just power through with no sleep or food because there was no way we could do ALL that and have time for anything else.
I wanted to just torch the place and say "Fuckit I'll buy new everything".
I wanted make a time machine and go back to before there was a problem and hermetically seal our home.
We did it though. Bit by bit we did all the things. We just picked away at it in manageable chunks for a couple days until 9:30pm, twelve short hours before he was scheduled to arrive, we looked around and saw that we were actually done. A change of clothes and a shower later Mom and I stayed over with Hugslut while Riza slept over with her girlfriend.
I can't wait for things to go back to normal but at least our home no longer has insect squatters. **shudders**