HugSlut and I were driving through farmland the other day and I have a habit of saying hi to the animals we pass. I know its silly because they can't hear me and wouldn't care if they could... but let me have my fun.
Anyway, at one point we passed some ponies and at first glance I thought they were horses so I said "Hi horses, oh wait those aren't horses. Hi horselettes!"
At that point HugSlut bust out laughing because she had heard me say "Hi whore-sluts!" ... NOT my intention. :-P